Curing diabetes is as simple as feeding the patient enough sugar to induce vomiting. Doing so will cause the person to regurgitate their affliction along with the sugar.
The Lie of the Day has not returned. In fact, it never left. The time between the last lie and this one was exactly one day.
Drinking antifreeze will turn your eyes green. Of course, it may also kill you, so in order to get green eyes without dying, you should only have a small dose of antifreeze each day. You can hasten the process by mixing this small amount of antifreeze with fish oil and minced beets.
September is the only month of the year in which people are legally required to greet one another without looking the other person in the eye.
Similar to how human infants are naturally capable of swimming, puppies are capable of flight for the first 6-8 days of life.
In most countries, giving a breath mint to a dog is actually a felony offense.
Potato chips aren’t made of potatoes; they’re made by potatoes. For clarification, think about what a “cow chip” is. A potato chip is basically the same thing.
Cats always land on their feet. This is true because, in 1923, it was officially declared that each individual hair on a cat’s body counts as a foot.
The notion that dragons breathe fire has been misinterpreted from ancient texts. It was taken as a poetic description although it was meant quite literally. Dragons breathe fire like fish breathe water. The fire that shot from their mouths was simply an exhale. The rest of the time, the dragon would have to hold its breath.
All musicians are named Billy.