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Ink is the root of all evil.  There’s a common misunderstanding that it might be money, however, the truth of the matter is that the evil lies within the ink the money is printed in.  All ink has at least a 58% concentration of demon blood in it, thereby making it mathematically evil.

Oh, and for the record, purple ink consists entirely of demon blood, making it the one thing on the planet that truly pure evil.

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