Lie of the Day #589
June 18th, 2008 by FweebViolins are not musical instruments. They are actually a kind of Trojan horse in the century-old battle between sculptors and musicians. Sculptors created the violin to confuse professional musicians, making them think the screeching tones that emanate from these wooden deathboxes is actually pleasant when it actually causes the player’s head to violently explode.