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If you tap the surface of a tortoise’s shell in exactly the correct sequence and locations, a genie will emerge and grant you 2 wishes. Normally it would be 3 wishes, but one of them is reserved for guaranteeing that the tortoise’s shell doesn’t self-destruct with the emergence of the genie.

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