Lie of the Day #561

May 21st, 2008 by Fweeb

Wolves have far-sighted hearing, meaning that they can literally hear a single drop of water in a rainstorm 40 miles away, but if you make a noise near them, chances are good that they won’t even notice you.  Their close-distance smell and sight are still strong, so the recommended way to test this is to kill 15-45 chickens and coat yourself in their blood to disguise your scent.  Then it’s a simple matter of sneaking up behind the wolf and clapping your hands together.  If done properly, the wolf won’t even react at all.

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