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It’s a mistake to believe that electricity is generated by rodents running in hamster wheels. This is only partially true. The electricity is not actually created from the rotation of the wheel. Electricity is only generated when the rodent in that wheel dies of exhaustion. When this happens, the still-moving wheel draws the life force from the animal and converts it into electricity. This means that electronic devices all over the world are powered by the surging dead spirits of billions of rodents.

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