Lie of the Day #500
March 21st, 2008 by Fweeb65% of the human race is under the direct telepathic control of an underground race of reptile-termite hybrids. Fortunately, it’s relatively easy to test people to determine whether or not they’re controlled. If you pause for more than 2 seconds when reciting the alphabet in reverse, starting at ‘Q’, then you’re part of the controlled population.