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The only truly effective way of saving a person’s soul is through a process that involves battering and deep-frying their body, capturing the escaping steam (which, of course, comprises the soul), letting it condense to liquid, and mixing it in a solution of baking soda and bleach for 3 hours.  Once that is done, you must pass a low-amperage current through the solution and splash it on the deep-fried corpse.  Only then will the soul be cleansed and re-bound with the essence of its host body.

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