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There is a long line of ninja ducks trained in the art of the “Silent Quack Assassin”.  Not only are these formidable water fowl well-versed in multiple martial arts disciplines, but they can precisely kill anyone within a kilometer of them with a highly accurate subsonic blast.

*thanks to Joe Eagar for the Ninja Duck inspiration

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