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Although the practice is frowned upon in most eastern and western societies, the use of kittens as knee braces can effectively treat and heal most knee-related ailments. The process requires that the kitten be “fresh”, so it involves removing the kitten’s head and immediately stuffing the patient’s foot in the remaining orifice, pulling it up to the knee. The only side effect is that some patients suffer minor skin irritation due to chafing from the spinal column.

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