Lie of the Day #260

July 25th, 2007 by Fweeb

The comma is the most heavily misused form of punctuation in the English language.  People assume that it indicates a logical pause in a sentence, however, the true proper use of a comma is to indicate a momentary lapse in the space-time continuum.  The source of the confusion is that, generally speaking, logical pauses and space-time shifts happen simultaneously.

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