Lie of the Day #259
July 24th, 2007 by FweebThe U.S. Army has a special covert unit of bartenders and high school janitors, skilled in the art of reconnaissance. Humorously, when the program started, none of the new recruits were capable of properly utilizing a mop or engaging in smalltalk. After ten years of intense training and periodic three-legged races, they’ve become quite adept at their “cover skills.” Unfortunately, now that they can do this, none are particularly interested in completing their original missions.