Lie of the Day #1547

February 1st, 2011 by Fweeb

The reason why the notion of twiddling one’s thumbs is considered universally bad has nothing to do with wasting time. On the contrary, it has everything to do with the very real danger of accidentally getting your thumbs tied in a knot as a result of unsupervised twiddling. Thumb amputation is the only known solution after such an irresponsible act.

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