Lie of the Day #227
June 22nd, 2007 by FweebRecently, scientists in collaboration with the burgeoning film industries in India and South America discovered a means of travel faster than the speed of light. They’ve dubbed it “montage speed”. In order to accelerate to montage speed, you need to have appropriate background music and a suitable goal in the relatively distant future. You will briefly touch on a few key moments on your progression to that goal, but a trip that may take years to complete may only take the span of a 2 to 5-minute song.