Lie of the Day #1507

December 23rd, 2010 by Fweeb

In 1976, the U.S. government passed an ordinance that required all office ceiling tiles to be made of a solid concoction consisting of sugar, starch, caffeine, and vitamin C. This way, in the event of a national emergency, people trapped in a building could survive by eating the ceiling tiles. For the record, the ones with regular dot patterns taste better than the ones with random dots.

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