Lie of the Day #142

March 29th, 2007 by Fweeb

Blocking sunlight with the use of a parasol has been proven to be 4 times more dangerous than the ultraviolet radiation from the sun. The reason is that the UV light is absorbed by the parasol and converted into ultraviolent radiation. This, of course, reanimates the telepathic microscopic organisms that make up the body of the parasol and allows them to make a concerted effort at maiming the nearest living creature… typically by having a third party of some sort attack the person holding the parasol.

2 Responses to “Lie of the Day #142”

  1. Mo Says:

    weird, as I was reading this lie I was like man if you are carrying a goddamn parasol you are just waiting for something to happen violently to you, and then that is where you took the lie. we think alike yeaaaa

  2. Fweeb Says:

    Heh… then maybe perhaps this isn’t so much of a lie after all.

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