Lie of the Day #142
March 29th, 2007 by FweebBlocking sunlight with the use of a parasol has been proven to be 4 times more dangerous than the ultraviolet radiation from the sun. The reason is that the UV light is absorbed by the parasol and converted into ultraviolent radiation. This, of course, reanimates the telepathic microscopic organisms that make up the body of the parasol and allows them to make a concerted effort at maiming the nearest living creature… typically by having a third party of some sort attack the person holding the parasol.
April 5th, 2007 at 9:45 am
weird, as I was reading this lie I was like man if you are carrying a goddamn parasol you are just waiting for something to happen violently to you, and then that is where you took the lie. we think alike yeaaaa
April 5th, 2007 at 10:01 am
Heh… then maybe perhaps this isn’t so much of a lie after all.