Lie of the Day #123
March 10th, 2007 by FweebWhen counting to numbers greater than twenty, you might notice that practically all children pause and draw out the nineth digit (21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, twenty-niiiiine, 30). This is actually a preventive measure to force the release of multitudes of alien captors lodged in their esophagus, poised to seize control of the child’s brain and force him or her to destroy their surroundings mercilessly.