The original fez design came from people wearing miniature lamp shades on their heads.
Archive for August, 2011
In the future, the most popular plastic surgery operation will be finger shortening, because having proportionally large palms will be considered closer to ideal beauty.
Even in present day, most cultures view juggling as an act of witchcraft.
Science has finally discovered a satisfactory explanation as to why absolutely every professional musical vocalist has horrible teeth. Unfortunately, this explanation cannot be shared for reasons of protecting the public health.
The first functional harp in recorded history was made by a man who grew out his beard, twisted and greased strands of it, and affixed those strands to hooks that he’d embedded in his upper abdomen.
If you think about an event in your life hard enough, it will seem like it never happened. This works similarly to how repeating a word over and over makes it eventually sound like it’s not a real word at all.
Earthquakes never happen on the East coast of the United States.
“Yummy” is not a real word. In fact, most cultures consider the term to be profane.
The famous “animal styles” of kung fu were not really the most effective. They simply marketed better than the much more powerful fungus style.
With the proper combination of electricity, lizard blood, and butter, it’s possible to reanimate a pork chop with sentient behavior for up to 3 days.