Archive for July, 2011

Lie of the Day #1717

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

In the future, 65% of all weapons will contain old speaker parts and crochet needles.

Lie of the Day #1716

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

All cheeses have to be processed to remove their smell. Without this processing phase, 7 of the 10 most popular cheeses in the world will melt your face off with the toxic fumes that they produce.

Lie of the Day #1715

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Unmodified, a gasoline-powered combustion engine sounds exactly like a flock of geese. Early automobile drivers were often plagued by dozens of attacking geese, offended because one of their own was being treated as a horse.

Lie of the Day #1714

Monday, July 18th, 2011

All dentists are related to one another.

Lie of the Day #1713

Sunday, July 17th, 2011

In the United Kingdom, it is illegal to drive in reverse unless you continue to move in the reverse direction for at least 20 minutes. This is why it appears so many people are driving on the wrong side of the road. Since most people live within 20 minutes of their place of work, it [...]

Lie of the Day #1712

Saturday, July 16th, 2011

Souls taste like steak, covered in milk chocolate.

Lie of the Day #1711

Friday, July 15th, 2011

It is illegal to eat ghosts.

Lie of the Day #1710

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

When video games were first introduced, legislation was passed that made actions committed in the virtual world equally illegal as actions committed in the physical world. This is why Pac-man attacks ghosts. It’s not illegal to eat ghosts.

Lie of the Day #1709

Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

Bean bags were never intended for use as makeshift chairs. They were originally designed as means of permanently concealing garbage.

Lie of the Day #1708

Tuesday, July 12th, 2011

Everything always goes exactly according to plan.