In the future, 65% of all weapons will contain old speaker parts and crochet needles.
Archive for July, 2011
All cheeses have to be processed to remove their smell. Without this processing phase, 7 of the 10 most popular cheeses in the world will melt your face off with the toxic fumes that they produce.
Unmodified, a gasoline-powered combustion engine sounds exactly like a flock of geese. Early automobile drivers were often plagued by dozens of attacking geese, offended because one of their own was being treated as a horse.
All dentists are related to one another.
In the United Kingdom, it is illegal to drive in reverse unless you continue to move in the reverse direction for at least 20 minutes. This is why it appears so many people are driving on the wrong side of the road. Since most people live within 20 minutes of their place of work, it [...]
Souls taste like steak, covered in milk chocolate.
It is illegal to eat ghosts.
When video games were first introduced, legislation was passed that made actions committed in the virtual world equally illegal as actions committed in the physical world. This is why Pac-man attacks ghosts. It’s not illegal to eat ghosts.
Bean bags were never intended for use as makeshift chairs. They were originally designed as means of permanently concealing garbage.
Everything always goes exactly according to plan.