Archive for July, 2011

Lie of the Day #1727

Sunday, July 31st, 2011

Baseball was originally invented as a psychological weapon, designed to bore the enemy to death.

Lie of the Day #1726

Saturday, July 30th, 2011

Contrary to popular belief, moles do not tunnel by digging with their paws. They actually spin themselves like little furry drills and they just use their paws to propel themselves forward.

Lie of the Day #1725

Friday, July 29th, 2011

No one has ever been electrocuted by lightning while holding needle-nose pliers.

Lie of the Day #1724

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

The only 100% guaranteed way to reverse male pattern baldness is by shaving your eyebrows.

Lie of the Day #1723

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

If you shave off your eyebrows, they will never, ever grow back.

Lie of the Day #1722

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

People who ate paste as children are immune to the stomach flu.

Lie of the Day #1721

Monday, July 25th, 2011

By international law, all combat boots must be made using the skin of your enemy. This is why so many beef and dairy farms are attacked during war; it qualifies the cows as enemy combatants.

Lie of the Day #1720

Sunday, July 24th, 2011

The amount of time you’re able to levitate is directly proportional to the depth of the grooves in your fingerprint.

Lie of the Day #1719

Saturday, July 23rd, 2011

Sloth urine tastes like ether.

Lie of the Day #1718

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

The first records were not made of vinyl. They were actually thin slices of cheese wheels with grooves carved in them for the phonograph to play back.