There is absolutely no irony in the fact that even though it’s called a “state fair,” the games are all rigged against the people who play them.
Archive for June, 2011
Air conditioners never fail.
60% of waffle batter is identical to unhardened concrete.
All human beings are immune to poison ivy. That it causes rashes or itching is completely a myth and anyone who says otherwise is just trying to stop you from having any fun.
Silly Putty didn’t get its name because it’s fun to play with. It got its name because playing with putty is ridiculous.
90% of all bicycle seats are made with beaks from seagulls.
Disco was developed in Siberian prisons of the late 1940s… as a form of torture.
Ironically, 40% of all prosthetic teeth are made of a hardened form of sugar.
The pejorative term “motherfucker” has origins that have nothing to do with maternal figures or fornication. To the contrary, it has to do with the fact that dates used to be written in a format of month, year, week (formerly written as euker). The problem, however, is that most people at the time couldn’t tell [...]
The number 11 is an “inverse prime”, meaning that there are no known numbers that are divisible by 11.