Archive for May, 2011

Lie of the Day #1656

Saturday, May 21st, 2011

The world has ended.

Lie of the Day #1655

Friday, May 20th, 2011

The world will end tomorrow.

Lie of the Day #1654

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

Cole slaw is made of coal. They just changed the spelling to try to fool you.

Lie of the Day #1653

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

All convenience store food is the most healthy food known to man (especially the hot dogs).

Lie of the Day #1652

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

Due to a surprisingly common muscle defect, nearly all habitual quilters are incapable of driving a car in reverse.

Lie of the Day #1651

Monday, May 16th, 2011

On February 17th, 2023, all chicken and poultry products with instantly transform into cardboard cut-outs of real food.

Lie of the Day #1650

Sunday, May 15th, 2011

Basketball was originally designed as a sport that was supposed to cater to shorter athletes.

Lie of the Day #1649

Saturday, May 14th, 2011

Modern hairspray is 50% vanilla pudding. It was originally created on accident by researchers interested in weaponizing food.

Lie of the Day #1648

Friday, May 13th, 2011

Chocolate frosting is made of dirt, rat droppings, ground finger nail clippings, and surprisingly only 12% sugar. It doesn’t matter, though; it’s still delicious.

Lie of the Day #1647

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

Genetically speaking, the woolly mammoth has more in common with the moray eel than theĀ  modern elephant.