The world has ended.
Archive for May, 2011
The world will end tomorrow.
Cole slaw is made of coal. They just changed the spelling to try to fool you.
All convenience store food is the most healthy food known to man (especially the hot dogs).
Due to a surprisingly common muscle defect, nearly all habitual quilters are incapable of driving a car in reverse.
On February 17th, 2023, all chicken and poultry products with instantly transform into cardboard cut-outs of real food.
Basketball was originally designed as a sport that was supposed to cater to shorter athletes.
Modern hairspray is 50% vanilla pudding. It was originally created on accident by researchers interested in weaponizing food.
Chocolate frosting is made of dirt, rat droppings, ground finger nail clippings, and surprisingly only 12% sugar. It doesn’t matter, though; it’s still delicious.
Genetically speaking, the woolly mammoth has more in common with the moray eel than the modern elephant.