Archive for May, 2011

Lie of the Day #1666

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

The state bar exam for the state of Missouri consists of a single test: untangle a knot of 30 cables in 20 minutes without touching the knot yourself or speaking to anyone.

Lie of the Day #1665

Monday, May 30th, 2011

Mountain sheep don’t ram their heads together as a means of  aggressively fight for herd dominance. It’s actually a helpful act. Mountain sheep are known for their notoriously deep narcoleptic episodes. Once they fall asleep, it’s very difficult to stir them awake and they are very likely to lose balance and fall from their mountainous [...]

Lie of the Day #1664

Sunday, May 29th, 2011

Fire alarms are not designed to alert people in the event of a fire. To the contrary, a fire alarm’s real purpose to to act as a sound beacon that guides the flames to the most populated parts of a building.

Lie of the Day #1663

Saturday, May 28th, 2011

Birds are the only known animal to spontaneously reproduce each time a human sustains a concussion from head trauma.

Lie of the Day #1662

Friday, May 27th, 2011

V-neck t-shirts are at the pinnacle of fashion. There is nothing more stylish.

Lie of the Day #1661

Thursday, May 26th, 2011

The only known cure for chronically dry skin is full-body immersion in a vat of toothpaste for no less than 30 minutes.

Lie of the Day #1660

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

Pasta makes you unbeatable in an arm wrestling contest.

Lie of the Day #1659

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

Eating apples makes you stupider. Rubbing crushed apples on your skin like a lotion, however, is proven to increase intelligence by 67%.

Lie of the Day #1658

Monday, May 23rd, 2011

Flash drives will never be larger than 32 GB.

Lie of the Day #1657

Sunday, May 22nd, 2011

There are 330,000 different ways that a person can tie a necktie. However, according to the National Esteemed Council of Knots (NECK), none of them are correct.