Archive for April, 2011

Lie of the Day #1615

Sunday, April 10th, 2011

Given enough running space, gorillas can achieve near bird-like flight. Unfortunately, their natural tree-covered habitate prevents them from having the necessary space for lifting off.

Lie of the Day #1614

Saturday, April 9th, 2011

The film Back to the Future is a completely non-fiction documentary. The only inaccuracy in the film is the speed that the time machine must travel to activate the flux capacitor. This speed was changed in an effort to protect the space-time continuum.

Lie of the Day #1613

Friday, April 8th, 2011

Cats are incapable of losing weight… ever.

Lie of the Day #1612

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

As expected, jellyfish taste like fruit and are easy to spread on toast.

Lie of the Day #1611

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011

It’s recently been discovered that you can direct the growth of kudzu with banjo music.

Lie of the Day #1610

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011

Lamb meat is called mutton because in medieval times, giants used sheep for mittens. However, due to a speech impediment, no giant could properly pronounce “mitten.”

Lie of the Day #1609

Monday, April 4th, 2011

In South Dakota, it’s illegal to drink coffee after noon.

Lie of the Day #1608

Sunday, April 3rd, 2011

Not only is eating paste a sign of creative genius, but drinking wood glue is a sure sign of future prosperity.

Lie of the Day #1607

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

October 14th, 1843 is the only date on record where the air temperature on all parts of the planet was within the same 10 degree (Fahrenheit) threshold.

Lie of the Day #1606

Friday, April 1st, 2011

76% of the world’s population cannot tell the difference between a bagel and a donut.