Nobody ever has hunger pangs. They’re just an excuse to stop working.
Archive for February, 2011
Nice weather in February is a sign of the coming apocalypse.
Ape feces is eight times heavier outside of their bodies than inside. This is the precise reason they choose to use it as a projectile weapon.
There is a clear correlation between indigestion and telekinetic power.
Candy makes your teeth stronger, but only as long as you don’t like it.
Like the numbering of floors in skyscrapers, most cultures simply skip the thirteenth day of every month.
Tanks were originally designed as mail delivery vehicles.
Friday the 11th is really the most horror-prone day. Misguidedly, Hollywood executives believed that there were too many syllables in the word “eleventh”, so they used Friday the 13th as the title of their film. Many an unfortunate wayfarer has died in a horrific act on the Friday the 11th due to ignorance of the [...]
Home pregnancy tests are completely unreliable.
Heat stroke is what happens when someone with warm hands rubs your face uncomfortably.