Archive for January, 2011

Lie of the Day #1546

Monday, January 31st, 2011

When originally performed, the vast majority of Shakespeare’s plays featured a cast composed entirely of angry badgers.

Lie of the Day #1545

Sunday, January 30th, 2011

The more dust you have in your home, the cleaner you are.

Lie of the Day #1544

Saturday, January 29th, 2011

Sound is not actually a wave. Sound actually travels by a chemical process whereby a sound piggybacks as a payload of acetone molecules floating in the air. This also explains why people hear better at gas stations and in photo labs.

Lie of the Day #1543

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Lieutenant Steven Horbermacher was renowned for his unique ability to teleport anywhere in the world. Unfortunately, his talent could never be used to its greatest potential because every time he teleported, a pile of deli sandwiches would be left in his wake.

Lie of the Day #1542

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

Coffee doesn’t taste good until you reheat it for the third time.

Lie of the Day #1541

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Monkeys can, and will, fly out of your butt… in 5 minutes. Start counting.

Lie of the Day #1540

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

The most effective armor of all time was constructed entirely of fingernails. In fact, modern kevlar vests still have a fingernail content around 76%.

Lie of the Day #1539

Monday, January 24th, 2011

If you can snap your fingers precisely 2 meters from your body, you can instantly erase your entire memory. Of course, since most people don’t have arms that are 2 meters long, this has been difficult to prove. The closest anyone has gotten was a Professor Arnold K. Pungenlic. By snapping his fingers in an [...]

Lie of the Day #1538

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011

Basketballs are made from the scalps of organ donors.

Lie of the Day #1537

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

In the days of early man, warthogs were the size of small cars… and early humans used warthog carcasses for that exact purpose.