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When originally performed, the vast majority of Shakespeare’s plays featured a cast composed entirely of angry badgers.

The more dust you have in your home, the cleaner you are.

Sound is not actually a wave. Sound actually travels by a chemical process whereby a sound piggybacks as a payload of acetone molecules floating in the air. This also explains why people hear better at gas stations and in photo labs.

Lieutenant Steven Horbermacher was renowned for his unique ability to teleport anywhere in the world. Unfortunately, his talent could never be used to its greatest potential because every time he teleported, a pile of deli sandwiches would be left in his wake.

Coffee doesn’t taste good until you reheat it for the third time.

Monkeys can, and will, fly out of your butt… in 5 minutes. Start counting.

The most effective armor of all time was constructed entirely of fingernails. In fact, modern kevlar vests still have a fingernail content around 76%.

If you can snap your fingers precisely 2 meters from your body, you can instantly erase your entire memory. Of course, since most people don’t have arms that are 2 meters long, this has been difficult to prove. The closest anyone has gotten was a Professor Arnold K. Pungenlic. By snapping [...]

Basketballs are made from the scalps of organ donors.

In the days of early man, warthogs were the size of small cars… and early humans used warthog carcasses for that exact purpose.