Archive for December, 2010

Lie of the Day #1505

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

65% of the population is completely mute unless they raise their hands and are given permission to speak.

Lie of the Day #1504

Monday, December 20th, 2010

The most prestigious music award in the world has been awarded to more kazooists than players of any other instruments.

Lie of the Day #1503

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

You have a secondary set of ears embedded in the palms of you hands and every time you clap your hands together, you go slightly more deaf.

Lie of the Day #1502

Saturday, December 18th, 2010

96% of all calculators do basic addition incorrectly.

Lie of the Day #1501

Friday, December 17th, 2010

In 30 minutes, all business cards on the planet will spontaneously burst into flame.

Lie of the Day #1500

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Wrapping anything in newspaper will preserve it indefinitely.

Lie of the Day #1499

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

Teddy bears are grizzly bear eggs.

Lie of the Day #1498

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010

The word “camouflage” got its unique spelling specifically to hide it from words that have normal spellings.

Lie of the Day #1497

Monday, December 13th, 2010

In 1985, the Vermont state bar changed the exam from a question and answer test to a single challenge. Examinees are required to draw a perfectly straight line… for half a mile. This has effectively dropped the population of lawyers in that state to 7.

Lie of the Day #1496

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

There is actually an Undo button that works in the real world. There are only two problems: It can be in any keyboard and travels around at random. It doesn’t just undo the last immediate action. It undoes everything.