65% of the population is completely mute unless they raise their hands and are given permission to speak.
Archive for December, 2010
The most prestigious music award in the world has been awarded to more kazooists than players of any other instruments.
You have a secondary set of ears embedded in the palms of you hands and every time you clap your hands together, you go slightly more deaf.
96% of all calculators do basic addition incorrectly.
In 30 minutes, all business cards on the planet will spontaneously burst into flame.
Wrapping anything in newspaper will preserve it indefinitely.
Teddy bears are grizzly bear eggs.
The word “camouflage” got its unique spelling specifically to hide it from words that have normal spellings.
In 1985, the Vermont state bar changed the exam from a question and answer test to a single challenge. Examinees are required to draw a perfectly straight line… for half a mile. This has effectively dropped the population of lawyers in that state to 7.
There is actually an Undo button that works in the real world. There are only two problems: It can be in any keyboard and travels around at random. It doesn’t just undo the last immediate action. It undoes everything.