It’s a well-known fact that when dogs sleep, they enter into a singular, multi-conscience dream that they share with all other dogs. The only way to end the dream is to have all dogs on the planet awake at the same time.
Step one in learning to become a pilot: learn cross-stitch.
Mice are allergic to cheese. What we mistake as their attraction to it is really an attempt to take the cheese and get it away from them.
For the last 3 years of the 1800s, sunrise was outlawed in the state of Idaho.
In the Southern Hemisphere, even clocks spin in the opposite direction.
Corkscrews serve no purpose other than to make people dizzy when they stare at them for an extended period of time.
If you eat curry, you will turn into a rhinoceros.
Humans can smell fear, too. It smells like turpentine mixed with orange juice and rice cakes.
Rub a fried mozzarella cheese stick on a bruise and it will instantly disappear.
In most countries outside of the United States, they make a distinct differentiation between a person being violent or “just stabby.”
