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Behind every smiley face icon in the world, there is a miniature video camera that records your every action while in its presence.

Drinking coffee reverses your body’s magnetic polarity. This is why coffee-drinkers appear to be bouncier. Thier bodies are literally trying to escape Earth’s gravity.

Contrary to the popular expression, there are actually no ways to skin a cat. It’s impossible.

Eating too many citrus fruits will give you multiple personality disorder. Interestingly, the number of personalities is proportional to the type and quantity of fruits ingested. Limes tend to have the highest yield, but test results were skewed because eating limes also causes temporary short-term amnesia and test subjects quickly forgot how many limes they’d [...]

If you work at it really hard, you can swap the locations of your fingers and your toes on your body without removing either of them.

Anything you bury in the dirt and regularly water will grow into a plant that produces that thing as a fruit.

Topeka, Kansas holds the unique distinction of being the only city in the world where it’s absolutely impossible to enter the same way twice, regardless of how many times you visit.

In general, wood ticks hate the taste of human blood. It’s just the ones that don’t know any better who get stuck after they take their first bite.

Contrary to popular opinion, “quitter” socks are not the result of worn out elastic at the top of the sock. The elastic can actually be re-tightened at any time; your socks just don’t like you any more.

The phrase, “Shake your booty” originates from when pirates would taunt their enemies by flaunting their stolen treasures. Also, the fact that they referred to their treasures as “booty” and “spoils” indicates that pirates hid them in the bathroom.