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Doorknobs have feelings and, ironically, most do not like to be touched.

Took some time today to mess around with the layout on misaligned.net. I’d had that layout for over 3 years now and had been way overdue for an update. Granted, the changes I made weren’t huge. However, the changes I made make the site match the more angular nature of the site’s name. On top [...]

The majority of baskets that hang from hot air balloons are constructed from a hardened form of marshmallow.

Once a year, the flash point of human fingernails drops substantially, causing them to be extremely combustible in dry air. The difficulty in prevention, however, is because that one day is different for each individual.

The shell of an armadillo is the only known defense against radiation poisoning. Not only can you use the shell as a shield, but if you are accidentally exposed, you can break off a piece of it for an instant antidote.

Coffee erases your memory.

Concrete  is a slow-moving, living organism that feeds on the kinetic energy transferred to it with each step taken on it. By wearing shoes with rubber soles, you’re actually starving our precious concrete.

Dogs burp pure hydrogen when they’re nervous. The combustible nature of hydrogen makes it an effective chemical shield against predators. Of course, it’s completely ineffective against thunderstorms. In fact, roughly 30,000 dogs die each year in hydrogen explosions during lightening storms.

It’s completely impossible for any human being to walk and chew gum at the same time. If you see someone that appears to be doing this, they’re either faking it or they’re an alien sent here to subvert our peaceful ways.

If you read something backwards, then it’s removed from your memory, effectively allowing  you to un-read anything.