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Not only does Bernoulli’s Law explain how flight is possible, it is also the basis of several felony charges in 23 U.S. states.

If you lift a ferret more that 6 feet above sea level, it will explode.

Ironically, while inside the canister, the contents of a fire extinguisher are more likely to ignite and burn than a bucket of liquid oxygen.

The ability to re-fold a map is a powerful indicator of genius-level intellect… or witchcraft.

In most of Canada, it is illegal to have any bag or backpack that carries less than 15 kilograms of payload.

In California, the word “tablesaw” is never used as a noun. It’s used as an adjective, meaning embarrassed.

The nerves on your hands are completely insensitive until 9 AM, Eastern Standard Time.

Sweaters were originally designed as an extremely painful torture device in ancient China. However, like pasta, much of the original intent and design was lost as Marco Polo brought sweaters back to Italy.

Contrary to popular belief, animals cannot sense fear. However, they can smell stupidity on a person. They’re attracted to it.

While it’s true that a infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters and infinite time could eventually write Shakespeare, it’s also true that the same feat could be accomplished in 3 weeks by a dozen chickens.