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The world is neither flat nor round. It’s actually a rough bi-directional pyramid shape.

The rug is actually man’s first form of artillery. Rolled into a tight column, they would be launched like missiles from early catapults. In desperate times, they would often by thrown by hand. In fact, this is where the term “throw rug” originates.”

The mixture of coffee and cranberry juice is the ultimate stain remover.

It’s a little-known fact that throughout the entirety U.S. history, George Washington and Benjamin Franklin were never seen together in the same room. This is because they were secretly the same person.

On the day of the U.S. Thanksgiving Day holiday all objects, substances, and chemical combinations are deemed non-toxic. You are free to eat anything. Really. Anything.

Performing a filesystem check on a 500 GB hard drive always only takes a few seconds to complete.

Koala blood is 38% vinegar.

Couches are effervescent. This is why it’s never a good idea to have a couch outdoors or spill any fluids on them.

Ducks can accurately recreate any sound. As a matter of fact, ancient man used to carry ducks around as a primitive form of a recording device. For convenience, they would try to find the smallest, most compact ducks (CDs) they could.

In the event of an emergency, ceiling tiles are designed to be edible.