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Golden eagles were originally bred to assist in farming. Their feet face backwards and are therefore ideal for use as a pair of airborne trowels.

Sketches!

Gah… doing this update makes me realize two things:

I need to draw more.
I should probably update my gallery software from Gallery2 and migrate to NextGen. Maybe when I find some time…

When stored in large quantities (greater than 1 kilogram), earwax is the most volatile explosive known to man. Trash and sewer systems must be monitored on a constant basis to make sure there are no significant build-ups of discarded earwax in filters or near incinerators.

The flying squirrel is the mammal equivalent of the hermit crab. They actually have no skin of their own and instead pilfer skins from the carcasses of cats and opossum. This is the real reason for the extra skin around their legs that they use to glide from tree to tree.

Most skyscrapers are made of cedar and a special honey-based adhesive.

Every 13th child born in the state of Idaho has their left large toe ritualistically removed and placed in a small burlap sack for safe-keeping. At the age of 17, the toe is re-attached.

Zorro was actually a masked talking zebra. The zebra’s superior camouflage combined with the clever mask and hat made people simply assume that he was a human populist rebel when he was really the world’s first inter-species thief.

The continent of Australia is a gigantic floating chocolate chip cookie.

In the future, robots will be powered exclusively by old cheese.

It’s a little-known fact that the two sports which involve the most heavy use of performance enhancing steroids are billiards and tournament poker.