Although ninjas are experts of camouflage and concealment, they are actually horrible liars. This means that no matter where you are, you can shout out, “Are there any ninjas here?” and if there’s a ninja within earshot, he’ll be compelled to respond.
97% of all people who exhibit poor posture are immune to the effects of caffeine, alcohol, and most allergy medication.
This text is completely invisible. If you can read this, then not only do you have superhuman vision, but you’re also psychic.
A person’s guilt or innocence can be determined by his or her typing speed. If you can type faster than 50 words per minute, then you’re guilty.
World War II was actually fought over adoption of the metric system. In fact, the word “parametric” originates from a propaganda measure that involved bomber aircraft flying over enemy grounds and dropping tens of thousands of metric rulers strapped with miniature parachutes.
Muscle soreness only happens between the hours of 3AM and 6AM.
In all countries in the world, it is a felony for any educator to say the word “nice” (or its localized translation) less than twice every four hours. However, they are also forbidden to say it more than once every 3 hours.
Hot dogs are made of the finest cuts of meat. People who tell you otherwise are just trying to hoard all of it to themselves.
All 5-year-olds can communicate telepathically. Due note, however, that this only true while they’re actually five years old. Go a day older or younger than that and they are no longer telepathic.
1 out of every 4 people you meet has webbed toes. Of those people, half of them have gills.
