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In the event of a water-based emergency, you can use a chipmunk as a flotation device by blowing into its mouth and inflating it to 5 times its normal size.

In the post-apocalyptic future, discarded CDs and DVDs – sharpened to a razor tip – will be the weapons of choice for both long distance and hand-to-hand combat amongst the remaining survivors.

So here’s a quick recap on our 48 Hour Film Project experience:
We finished!!
Yup yup yup. Long story short: we completed 4 minutes of 3D animation in Blender in 48 hours. And it came right down the the wire, too. We turned in our film, rendered and ready to rock with a mere 10 minutes remaining. [...]

When you erase a mark made with a dry erase marker, you’re not actually erasing it. You’re merely activating the chameleon blood in the ink, causing it to become camouflaged on the whiteboard.

By drinking a concoction that consists of Dr. Pepper and kerosene, you will gain the ability to belch fire at will.

Contrary to popular opinion, thunder is not caused by lightening breaking the sound barrier. It’s actually the release of an accumulation of sound during a rain storm. The more it rains, the more the sound of water striking the ground builds up. This sound is reverberated back into the clouds and stored until the cloud [...]

While it is difficult to initially tie a knot with toilet paper without ripping it, if you can manage to accomplish such a feat, then that knot becomes permanent and unbreakable.

43% of all car tires are made up of partially eaten and discarded spinach.

The combination of cheese and peanut butter creates an adhesive that sets faster and lasts longer than super glue.

When they’re born, pigs are actually fully capable of flight. However, this makes them difficult to manage. In order to remedy that, farmers inject them with a specially concocted anti-flight serum that keeps them grounded. The serum is extremely powerful, though, so farmers have to be careful. If they inject too large of a dose, [...]