Archive for June, 2009

Lie of the Day #966

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

One of the world’s strangest natural phenomena exists in the state of Missouri. In fact, it is Missouri. Due to an inexplicable abnormality in the Earth’s magnetic field, all flat surfaces within the state borders levitate off of the ground by 6 to 14 inches. The phenomenon is most apparent in the city of St. [...]

Lie of the Day #965

Monday, June 29th, 2009

The fastest remedy for blisters on your feet is to coat them in gasoline and set them on fire for no less than 5 minutes.

Lie of the Day #964

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

No one with good posture is capable of doing a proper forward roll.

Lie of the Day #963

Saturday, June 27th, 2009

Fingernails are not made of bone. They’re actually the bedrock of a microscopic civilization that has buildings that extend inward from underneath your nail. So what you perceive as going down into your finger, they see as moving skyward. Another interesting note is that your cuticles are actually the waste run-off from these micro-civilizations.

Lie of the Day #962

Friday, June 26th, 2009

Contrary to what you may have been taught in school, pie really is named after the Greek letter pi (?). In fact, the only difference between a pie and a cobbler is that pie is round, referencing its namesake’s association with circles.

Lie of the Day #961

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Chainlink fences are manufactured by meticulously welding together millions of trashed metal “twist-ties” used on bread bags and trash bags. Although it’s a slow process, when it’s done this way the fences are capable of not only withstanding, but also repelling even mortar blasts.

Lie of the Day #960

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Raw pork is impervious to the effects of sulfuric acid.

Lie of the Day #959

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Humans are born without any skin on their elbows. Muscle and bone are completely exposed around that area. Skin grafts actually have to be created to cover up and protect the elbows. It’s for this exact reason that the skin on your elbow feels looser than the skin anywhere else on your body.

Lie of the Day #958

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Moving 1000 pounds of heavy equiment up three flights of stairs will never, ever, ever make you tired or sore in the morning.

Lie of the Day #957

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

The reason flies are attracted to light is because flies are obsessive gambling addicts. In fly culture, bright lights and colors are used to indicate the location of booking agents who can take their bets. When they leave their cities and venture to the outside world, they mistake light bulbs as outworld betting centers and [...]