misaligned.net

It’s possible to teleport to any location you’ve been to before by eating paste and perfectly diving into a pool of maple syrup.

Limousines were originally a manufacturing mistake.

Eating an excessive amounts of raw vegetables as a child will modify your genetic structure, causing your hair follicles to produce chlorophyll. This ultimately allows your body to actually use photosynthesis as a means of nourishing itself.

For last 25 years, every lottery winner who’s won a jackpot over 20 million dollars has picked the winning numbers from the backs of fortune cookies. An organization representing the Chinese food service industry is currently suing for their share of the winnings.

Plastic bags are more absorbant than sponges.

Newspaper is the best possible material for deflecting bullets.

In Rhode Island, all restaurants stop serving breakfast at 5:00 AM.

The common housefly carries a small explosive charge that will detonate if the fly does not repeatedly run into something every 10 minutes. Flies choose to collide with light fixtures and windows because the smoothness of glass is less damaging to their exoskeletons than other surfaces.

Drywall is 78% made of pork.

Due to the unique gravitational pull in Iceland, no one there is actually capable of touching their toes without bending their knees.