In a bizarre example of interspecies symbiosis, there is a very rare breed of sea turtle in the southern Pacific Ocean which cultivates small sea fish in its shell and fires them like torpedoes when hunting or attacked by a larger predator.
Dr. Lawrence Cleefton of western Wisconson recently discovered that wearing a vest of ham sandwiches will make a person completely invisible to reptilian predators.
Most of the world’s complex “unbreakable” encryption algorithms can be cracked with a free decoder ring that came in cereal boxes in the 1950’s.
Pound for pound, human hair has more nutritional value than an orange.
In southern Idaho, a person’s fame and popularity is directly proportional to the amout of unsolicited junk mail that they receive. It’s not uncommon for people in this region of the country to regularly horde their junk mail and even steal junk mail from their neighbors.
Fingernails can easily deflect bullets if your hands move fast enough.
Nearly all military conflicts have been resolved with the exchange of some variety of cheese.
Fingernails are partially made of glass. This is why people who live at the beach tend to have more shiny nails. They inadvertantly ingest more sand than average. Their bodies, in turn, process that sand and it’s converted into larger proportions of fingernail glass than that of non-beach-living people.
Growing a beard is like adding an inch of steel plated armor to a man’s jaw. Beards will deflect punches, projectile weapons, and blunt instruments like bats and crowbars. The only thing that circumvents a beard’s protection are bladed weapons.
Pigeons are predatory beasts which mercilessly attack in a furious flock of angry feathers and claws. In ancient times, pigeons were known to decimate entire herds of goats within a few hours. Curiously, when attacking, pigeons never use their beaks. It’s theorized that the reason for this is that their beaks quite brittle and easily [...]
