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50% of the world’s population of humans has wings growing out of their neck. You can’t see them because they’re invisible.

At any point in time, there are exactly 45 people on the planet putting on a pair of socks.

It’s completely impossible to stab yourself with a screwdriver when assembling a coffee table.

As you read this, the person nearest to you is imagining what you would look like if you had a third arm growing out of the back of your head.

The “clay” pigeons used for shotgun target practice, or skeet shooting, are no longer made of clay. An ordinance was passed in the late 1970’s when the majority of cities were overrun with actual pigeons. This ordinance called for the capture of these airborne vermin to cull their population. The captured pigeons were then slaughtered, [...]

A flight from New York City, New York to Miami, Florida actually takes 13 days to complete. The reason why it only seems like a few hours is because when the Wright Brothers discovered flight, they also unwittingly discovered the key to time travel. When an airplane descends for a landing, it and all of [...]

Whether they know it or not, all seasoned lumberjacks have the talents and skills to become world-reknowned hair stylists.

If you fill a plastic bag with 2 parts candy and 3 parts gravel, it will come to life and terrorize neighborhood children.

90% of all taxi drivers and baseball players cannot tell their left from their right.

It’s a common misconception that cows have hooved feet. They actually have three digits and an opposable thumb. The reason for this misunderstanding is that cow hands are typically hardened into a single unit that looks like a hoof. However, if the cow is angered or assaulted with deadly force, the stone-like hands of the [...]