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In Senatorial elections, it’s a little known fact that in the event of a draw, the final decision is made with a single game of 1-on-1 basketball between the candidates.

When dogs dream, everything tastes like cheesecake.

The holiday of Black Friday actually predates the American Thanksgiving holiday. As a matter of fact, Thanksgiving was created as a direct response to Black Friday. See, it was noticed that on the third Friday of each November, people everywhere fell ill with sickness. The remedy, surprisingly enough, was to eat copious amounts of food […]

For every gallon of orange juice that you drink, your body shrinks by a quarter of an inch.

Nearly all movies produced in Hollywood are financed by large bake sales.

Hot chocolate is a deadly poison if you drink it without marshmallows.

Eating too much turkey will cause each of your internal organs to spontaneously catch on fire. Interestingly, the color of the fire is distinctly unique for each organ. This means that you can visually distinguish which organs are being destroyed.

Surprisingly, 3 out of every 5 people in the world have killed a bear with their bare hands.

Not only does lightening strike twice, but it’s also going to strike you before the day is out.

The human liver can completely regenerate itself in a few months. It has this capability because thousands of years ago, a pregnant newt burrowed into an ape’s abdomen and made a nest. In a freak accident involving a tar pit and a lightening storm, the newt and the ape were symbiotically joined at a molecular […]