Canvas is not a cloth. It’s an intricate weave of interdimensional souls who have been inadvertently trapped in a unique niche of the space-time continuum. They’re trapped there forever… so you might as well make handbags out of them.
Dexterity and judgement increase exponentially for each consecutive hour that you are awake.
The sun is not a fiery ball of gas out in space. What you think is the sun is actually a bright hole burnt in your retina. You’re going blind right now.
Zebras don’t have stripes. They are actually the only animals capable of interacting with their transdimensional doppelgangers. One version is all white and the other is all black. Because they can interact with one another, what we see is the fusion of the two creatures across the dimensional plane.
The reason why blue ink doesn’t reflect in a mirror is simple. Blue ink is vampire blood.
Blue ink has no reflection in a mirror.
In 45 seconds, angry piranhas will leap from your computer monitor and devour your face.
Turtles are the fastest-moving animals in the world. Unfortunately, while they’re fast, their movement is incredibly imprecise and they have very little control at those speeds. As a result, most turtles have to move at a painstakingly slow and methodical speed that they can properly manage.
It’s a known fact that falling rain drop have a natural attraction to smaller creatures than larger one. Rainwater is particularly attracted to small dogs.
If you dump a collection of your own toenail clippings with an exact weight of 1 lb into any freshwater river, you will be granted the power to walk on water for 24 hours.
