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Snakes are slimy, the earth is flat, and the clown that lives under your bed wants to play cards with you before he kills you and eats your toenails.

83% of all staplers are poisonous.

Close inspection of the human foot reveals that it’s not ideally suited for walking upright.  It’s actually better suited for kangaroo and rabbit-like hopping.

Today is the day to shift your clocks for Daylight Savings Time.

Although the practice is frowned upon in most eastern and western societies, the use of kittens as knee braces can effectively treat and heal most knee-related ailments. The process requires that the kitten be “fresh”, so it involves removing the kitten’s head and immediately stuffing the patient’s foot in the remaining orifice, pulling it […]

Uneaten waffles are commonly recycled to be used as tire tread and soles for work boots.

In substantially large quantities, a combination of milk and rainwater can dissolve your skin in a matter of minutes.

Dolphins can be used as makeshift scuba tanks.

“Speed walking” is the only mode of transportation officially recognized by the state government in Arkansas.

While hot coffee is undeniably effective at waking people up in the morning, drinking coffee after noon (GMT) will slowly erode your soul and will ultimately turn your into a roaming mindless zombie.