Archive for June, 2007

Lie of the Day #235

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

It is actually possible to stop a moving train with your bare hands. Unfortunately, most people are not willing to try once they find out what happens to the rest of their bodies.

Lie of the Day #234

Friday, June 29th, 2007

The canary is nature’s grenade. Colonial miners used to throw canaries down mineshafts to loosen rock and ease drilling. The misconception that canaries were used to detect carbon monoxide is a fabrication devised to conceal the true power of the bird.

Live Free or Die Hard

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Beat my expectations. Sure it’s ridiculous and touch predictable, HOWEVER, it’s definitely a very fun ride. Good self-fun-poking and great action to keep things moving and interesting. Of course, a lot of the computer stuff is over-hyped, but what’re ya gonna do? It’s Hollywood.

Lie of the Day #233

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Recent studies have shown a heavy correlation between male-pattern balding and the inability to tie one’s shoes.

Lie of the Day #232

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

There’s no such thing as June 27th.

Lie of the Day #231

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

When used properly and in the correct prescribed proportions, the various fruit-flavored candies in the world can be combined to create a substance capable of erasing your soul.

Lie of the Day #230

Monday, June 25th, 2007

The phrase “elephants never forget” in its original language literally translates to “dead yaks never forget.” However, as with many translations, some meaning got lost in the conversion. The linguist in charge could not understand how one might prove that a dead yak knows anything at all. Granted, he reasoned that it’s [...]

Lie of the Day #229

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

Not only does the Coriolis Effect cause water to spin the opposite direction in the Southern Hemisphere, it is also the leading cause of dizziness among free-roaming birds of prey.

Lie of the Day #228

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

The tallest person in the world is 16.5 feet tall.  However, he only weighs 127 lbs.

Kinetic Sculpture

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

Alright… now this is just incredibly awesome. The good folks at the World Artist Network pointed me to a video of some work by a Dutch artist named Theo Jansen. This guy has apparently been doing some incredible things with wind-powered kinematic sculptures. Being an engineering-minded art guy (one that’s all about [...]