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By tapping the proper points on a coconut in a specific sequence, you can enable it as a lighter-than-air mini-blimp.  Four of these coconuts are powerful enough to lift a cow 100 feet into the air.

It’s a little known fact that post office boxes are all refrigerated.  In fact, if you were to place a open glass of milk in your P.O. box, you could leave it there for nearly 3 months before anyone notices it going bad.

Just letting folks know, Hand Turkey Studios will be offering 2 Blender workshops in June: Blender Basics on the 9th and Blender Basics II on the 16th. You can register for either workshop for $50 or register for both for $90. We’ve found an awesome new venue for it by teaming up with [...]

When faced with the unenviable, yet inevitable prospect of engaging an escaped garden gnome in a knife fight while doing your laundry, the most effective course of action is to drop your knife and arm yourself with a bar of soap.  This will confuse the gnome and cause him to go into uncontrollable convulsions which, [...]

The amount of data that’s necessary to mathematically describe the act of producing sound by clapping one’s hands together is massive enough to be used as a tactical weapon.  It’s also known to cause the spontaneous growth of teeth on the livers of field mice.

Every time you breathe, you’re causing someone else in the world to suffocate… if only a little bit.

The story of Charlotte’s Web is based on a true story.  The difference, however, is that in the actual situation, Charlotte was a termite capable of carving obscenities into trees.

It is a little known fact that because of capacitor’s energy storage capabilities, they could also be used as a means of storing spirit energy as well as electrical energy.  This means that with a large enough array of capacitors, you could actually store a soul.
And this is what makes it possible for robots to [...]

Fire isn’t hot.  When you place your hand over a fire, it’s simply the demons living under you skin becoming agitated at the warring goblin fire tribes throwing microscopic spears at them.

Here’s something interesting.  Apparently there’s been a recent study suggesting that people have a generally unified consensus on what kinds of faces match certain names.  That’s right.  If you think someone looks like a Bob or a Frank or whatever, chances are good that most other people think the same thing.  According to the study, [...]