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Han shot second.

Recent discoveries in archeological digs in southern New Guinea have indicated that the first form of paper was not from the Egyption papyrus plants, but from the skin of an ancient race of garden gnomes.

The Eeyore character from Diney’s popular Winnie the Pooh property was originally designed not as a donkey, but as a weasel with elephantitis.

Frederick Nash of New Hampshire has suggested that not only are many people in the US are overweight, but that the planet itself is overweight. As a solution, he’s suggested building a gigantic belt for the world that could be tightened and make the Earth “not look so round.”

Not much… just added another sketch to the gallery.  Thoughts always welcome…

The southern tip of Italy has been converted into a gigantic robotic landmass that will, in the event of an alien attack, rise to protect the Earth by kicking islands from the Mediterranean at the invaders.

In the late 1950’s, the glazing machines at donut shops around the country were modified to coat cadavers with chocolate as it was believed that chemicals from processed cocoa plants had greater preservation properties than formaldehyde.

Wrapping your arm in saran wrap will make it temporarily immune to the effects of direct heat (like from fire) and knife attacks.

The even numbers in the current standard numbering system was devised by aliens as a means of subverting humans and controlling them with easily divisible math.

Anyone reading this will be abducted in approximately 30 minutes by large fish-headed creatures with pierced dorsal fins and tattoos of the Nebraska state flag on their arms.