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Lining the soles of shoes with a small array of razor blades will effectively convert the shoes into ice skates.

So yeah… I’m gonna be all over the place this year. It’s going to be expensive, but fortunately a lot of it is work-related, so I should be able to deduct some of the cost at the end of the year.  Not to mention the fact that every last one of these excursions should […]

Onions are vegetable grenades designed by the Devil.

Blocking sunlight with the use of a parasol has been proven to be 4 times more dangerous than the ultraviolet radiation from the sun. The reason is that the UV light is absorbed by the parasol and converted into ultraviolent radiation. This, of course, reanimates the telepathic microscopic organisms that make up the body of […]

It’s been proposed that silverware should have a “safety mechanism”, not unlike modern firearms, to prevent innocent people from accidental forkings.

While in flight, well-starched pants work as effective control surfaces and have been successfully used by the military to land safely.

Wooha! Animated ninja turtles. Exquisitely rendered. Still mostly for kids, but still very entertaining to watch. I had a lot of fun at this movie (despite silently cursing the animation team for showing off a couple of times). Worth the price of admission (especially if you’re a fan).

From 1932 to late in 1954, the entire state of Nebraska was submerged in a thick, orange, gelatin-like substance. To this day, no one knows how it got there or where it went.

Astrophysics is the study of the effects of planetary movement on artificial turf.

Out-of-work plumber and part-time championship fencer, Rupert P. Flemmingberg is one of 7 people in the world to completely and consistantly fail performing a forward roll each and every time that he’s attempted it.