What kind of plant a seed comes from doesn’t determine what it grows into. This is actually determined by writing the name of the plant you’d like to grow on a short strip of masking tape folded around a toothpick. Place this in the soil next to the seed you plant and what you’ve […]
As if the KFC thing I posted a couple weeks ago wasn’t enough. I just read that there is now a Firefox crop circle that’s visable through Google Maps. Yeah… that’s right… it’s really real. Spreadfirefox.com has more details (including a video blog covering it).
Crazy times, man.
In the event of suffocation due to violent strangulation, your best recourse is to deflate a rubber balloon into your ear. The eustation tube is actually an emergency snorkel for the lungs. This is an effective means of activating it.
Humans do not actually have a pinky finger. It is the product of a mass conspiracy to brainwash the populace into believing that they have more functionality than they really do. Your pinky finger does not exist in reality, kind of like baseball.
I’ve added three more sketches to the Gallery.
Whee!!
It is a well know fact by physicists that the faster you move, the larger and more shock absorbant the objects around you become. This is easily illustrated by driving a car into a concrete wall at over 150 miles per hour. Note how quickly the car ceases to move and how difficult it […]
Jack the Ripper was actually a copycat murderer. He caught on better with the media, though, for his flashier name. Norton the Creepy Guy with a Knife Behind You simply didn’t sell newspapers like Jack could.
Of the original “California Raisins” singing group that was so popular in the mid 1990’s, 3 were actually prunes.
The zipper was originally a cruel invention designed to frustrate a rising class of discontent handbag factory laborers.
Happy Thanksgiving! Much gorging and gluttony were to be had on this day. I am, quite positively, very content. You might go so far as to say that i’m fat and happy. I even got a nap. Whoo!
Plus! I’ve uploaded three more sketchbook drawings to the gallery:
Enjoy!
