Archive for the 'Lies Lies Lies' Category

Lie #1789

Thursday, May 31st, 2012

Curing diabetes is as simple as feeding the patient enough sugar to induce vomiting. Doing so will cause the person to regurgitate their affliction along with the sugar.

Lie #1788

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

The Lie of the Day has not returned. In fact, it never left. The time between the last lie and this one was exactly one day.

Lie of the Day #1787

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Drinking antifreeze will turn your eyes green. Of course, it may also kill you, so in order to get green eyes without dying, you should only have a small dose of antifreeze each day. You can hasten the process by mixing this small amount of antifreeze with fish oil and minced beets.

Lie of the Day #1786

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

September is the only month of the year in which people are legally required to greet one another without looking the other person in the eye.

Lie of the Day #1785

Tuesday, September 27th, 2011

Similar to how human infants are naturally capable of swimming, puppies are capable of flight for the first 6-8 days of life.

Lie of the Day #1784

Monday, September 26th, 2011

In most countries, giving a breath mint to a dog is actually a felony offense.

Lie of the Day #1783

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

Potato chips aren’t made of potatoes; they’re made by potatoes. For clarification, think about what a “cow chip” is. A potato chip is basically the same thing.

Lie of the Day #1782

Saturday, September 24th, 2011

Cats always land on their feet. This is true because, in 1923, it was officially declared that each individual hair on a cat’s body counts as a foot.

Lie of the Day #1781

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

The notion that dragons breathe fire has been misinterpreted from ancient texts. It was taken as a poetic description although it was meant quite literally. Dragons breathe fire like fish breathe water. The fire that shot from their mouths was simply an exhale. The rest of the time, the dragon would have to hold its [...]

Lie of the Day #1780

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

All musicians are named Billy.