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The unique intertwined nature of chain link fence actually creates a type of barrier force field that prevents anything, even airborne bacteria, from passing.

Eating seashells is a permanent solution to hunger. If you can manage to digest them, they have a lifetime’s worth of proteins and nutrients.

If you pour enough distilled water on an amputated limb within the first 5 minutes of severance, but not before 1 minute and 48 seconds has passed, then it will actually grow back instantly.

A team of trained pigeons has stolen your car keys and are now taking your car on a joy ride at this very second.

Nearly any broken device can be fixed with two bricks and a 3-foot length of bicycle chain.

In the distant future, the action movies of the 1980’s will be heralded as the finest examples of the highly developed artistic taste of the 20th century.

One out of every five horses will spontaneously catch on fire in it’s 5th year of life.

Humans were initially aquatic creatures. In fact, our feet were designed to rotate 360 degrees at high speeds, like propellers, to move us through the water faster. The migration to land required the “swivel foot” gene to eventually be phased out.

Like the bones of birds, human bones are hollow. The difference, however, is that human bones are filled with various flavors of pudding.

If you pass a highway state trooper while driving faster than the posted speed limit, you can avoid being pulled over by clapping your hands three times and chanting the word “fuzzy” until you no longer see the police vehicle.