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Surprisingly, 3 out of every 5 people in the world have killed a bear with their bare hands.

Not only does lightening strike twice, but it’s also going to strike you before the day is out.

The human liver can completely regenerate itself in a few months. It has this capability because thousands of years ago, a pregnant newt burrowed into an ape’s abdomen and made a nest. In a freak accident involving a tar pit and a lightening storm, the newt and the ape were symbiotically joined at a molecular […]

Steam locomotives used to be free-roaming beasts in the wild west. Unfortunately, their size and speed made them the cause of many early deaths in that era. To remedy this situation, the U.S. government laid thousands of miles of track and bound the trains to them. To this day, descendants of those once free locomotives […]

75% of all violent crime involves the cardboard tubes that remain after all of the toilet paper is used.

By shaving, you’re slowly removing your face from your body. It’s not just a metaphor when people say bearded men have a thick skin. It’s actually accurate. Bearded people have skin that is, on average, a quarter of an inch thicker than beardless people.

There is a very rare race of humans who can walk on ceilings. Unfortunately for them, it’s not an “at will” sort of behavior. They can only walk on ceilings. It is for this very reason that they don’t get out much.

Ventriloquists are actually psychologically controlled by the evil spirits that dwell in their puppets.

If you don’t put furniture on carpet, it will devour whomever walks over it.

Hamsters can change the size of their bodies at will. The minimum limit is roughly the size of a thimble while the theoretical maximum limit is nearly the size of a Volkswagen minibus.